EFFIE BATEMAN Lifestyle Contact

A bloke that met his girlfriend at a rave a few months ago has today been heard complaining about her hedonistic lifestyle, having been somewhat surprised that a girl he met while partying, likes partying!

Speaking to The Advocate, a frustrated looking Jacob Oates, 28, explains that he wishes his girlfriend Tanya would settle down a bit, stating that it was ‘getting embarrassing’ for someone her age to still be out clubbing.

“She goes out every weekend, it’s so annoying”, says Jacob, whose addiction to playing Call of Duty means he no longer socialises anymore, “and then she’s hungover every Sunday!”

“It might be nice to go on a hike together once in a while, you know?”

Jacob is alleged to have met Tanya after she approached him with offering a bump of cocaine, before the two of them stayed up into 4am snorting amyl and eating pressed pills out in the VIP area with a bunch of DJs and drug dealers.

“It’s just so unexpected.”

More to come.

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