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Local man Josh Prentice 30 has today confirmed suspicions that he’s just a bit off, after revealing that his favourite chocolate is, disturbingly, white.
The confession came during an otherwise normal conversation at a BBQ, when the topic of chocolate preferences came up. But what followed left his friends staring at him like he’d just admitted to eating soup with a straw.
“Yeah, I’m really into white chocolate,” Josh said casually, as though he hadn’t just sent shockwaves through the group. The reaction was instant.
“That’s when I knew he was a bit of a sick puppy,” said mate Tim Wilson.
“Like, who prefers white chocolate? It’s not even real chocolate. You’ve gotta wonder what else he’s hiding.”
It’s not the first time Josh’s behaviour has raised eyebrows among his mates. From his tendency to ask for a headless beer to his inexplicable love for enjoying a slice of butter as if it were cheese, it’s become increasingly clear that Josh marches to the beat of his own very strange drum.
“Honestly, I always knew he was a bit weird,” said another mate, James.
“But this white chocolate thing is next level. That’s some real sick puppy behaviour,”
“He’s also a Kiwi, so I guess it all makes sense.”
More to come.
