LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie and adult son spent the day flashing each other dirties as they silently resented the other for being there today.
Painter Eugene Rentak (54) stopped in at the Betoota Heights home to paint a kitchen wall, the cause of which answered the door to him in the form of stay-at-home son Wade Tanert (23).
After showing Rentak to the scene of his latest sculpted masterpiece, Tanert asked the tradesmen how long he might be, leaving out the part about his planned bong rips and porn streaming.
“Shouldn’t be too long mate,” stated Rentak, who very much disliked the idea of being bossed around by a fella who was younger than his ute.
“I’ll be as quick as I can…”
Although Rentak didn’t say, he was similarly annoyed to be sharing a house today as he’d have to put on ABC radio to sound like an intellectual instead of his beloved Triple M, which obviously makes him sound like a massive stereotype.
“Is this little prick going to offer me a drink of water? He might as well, I mean seriously, what else is he doing with his day? I just don’t understand.”
Meanwhile, Tanert was forced to pull his cones in his parents bathroom (which he sometimes does for a treat) unable to fully relax afterwards as he was paranoid the painter would know/care.
MORE TO COME.
