WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
“Get a haircut c-nt” was the phrase still ringing through Marcus Harrison’s head this morning as he trundled down to his local barber.
After being berated for an entire Saturday by a middle aged father of 3, Harrison decided that maybe it was time he cut his hair.
“Yeah, standing in the baking sun fielding all day is often shit enough as it is, let alone having to deal with some comedian sitting in the shade playing the same insult on repeat,” he said.
“Get a haircut mate. Oi cunt how bout you get a haircut [ha ha ha]. I reckon he spat that shit like that out 7 or 8 times when I was fielding and then another 3 or 4 during my well constructed innings of 17.”
Harrison told us that he was confused as to why in 2018, a young man like himself who was studying at university in the Betoota was lambasted for having long hair.
“It’s not like I am hippie from the 70’s who lives on a commune and grows organic vegetables to pass the time. It’s just shit banter from an old fella who hasn’t got much else to live for I reckon.”
“Anyway long story short, having to listen to sub standard sledging like that each week is annoying, but I actually did need a haircut. So yeah I’m not doing this because some Darryl gave me shit ok.”
