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In a startling revelation that has shaken sociologists around the world, a recent study suggests that the economic status of a neighborhood can be determined by the stringency of safety regulations imposed on backyard trampolines.
The study sought to uncover the correlation between socio-economic factors and the presence of safety nets, barriers, padded springs, and trampoline material without any slits in them.
“We were astounded by the consistency of our findings,” remarked Dr. Hassan, lead researcher of the study.
“In affluent neighborhoods, we observed an abundance of safety features on trampolines, including reinforced frames, cushioned edges, and even on-site supervision by trained professionals. However, in less affluent areas, trampolines were often devoid of such luxuries.”
The report highlights several key findings, including the prevalence of safety-consciousness among wealthier homeowners while working class areas opted for the “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” attitude.
