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Local PE teacher Gerry Gillespe (52) has reminded his friends he has a nice livable amount of breaks every year by inviting some friends over to his tidy home.
Inviting them out to the back for sausages and beers, Gillespie invited his friends to take a seat on an eclectic group of chairs, some of which look suspiciously like the stackable type you only see in schools.
While most people finding themselves with a shortage of chairs will pull out some camp chairs and maybe the odd piano stool, it is alleged that Gillespie may have plundered his already under-resourced workplace to make ends meet.
“Nah they are from…Bunnings I reckon,” stated Gillespie, nonchalantly placing a hand over a white out stain.
“Or maybe ALDI, they’ve got lots of weird shit in that middle aisle don’t they! Let’s talk about that instead.”
“Well, uh…just don’t make a big deal of this when you publish it OK? Mention how I spent an hour of MY HOLIDAYS washing all the penises off the chairs. Not even anatomically correct ones and I’m the one who taught sex ed, how do you think that makes me feel?”
“If we’d gotten a pay rise that met inflation perhaps I could have bought my own chairs, it’s certainly what my missus wants. This is my school strike. How about you take a seat and fight the bastards with me?”
MORE TO COME.
