WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local mum has today heard some tough news, after receiving a devastating update about a couple of her former heartthrobs from back in the day.
Dianne Paul (57) from the project home capital of Betoota Heights informed The Advocate today that she was crushed to hear that the Full Monty reboot won’t actually feature any of ‘those hunky steelworkers getting their kit off.’
Speaking to our newspaper from her 6 seater corner sofa, Dianne explained her disappointment at the lack of Sheffield stripping in the new Disney+ series.
“It’s a shame,” laughed the mother of 3 adult kids who have reached the age where she and her partner think it’s okay to joke about having sex in front of them.
“But don’t get me wrong, I’ll still be watching it.”
“I could watch Robert Carlyle in a space suit,” giggled the mum who made an incredibly lewd joke about her husband at the last family dinner.
“Sorry, no seriously, I’m keen for the new series,” said Dianne.
The new season comes over 25 years after a bunch of out of work Sheffield steelworkers became the highest grossing film in the UK and a surprise international smash hit.
An interesting dissection of class, politics and masculinity, the famous movie is now set for a comeback with the class of 1997 now starring in an 8 part Disney+ series.
It’s reportedly set to offer up a new and modern take on some of the classic issues that feature in the original – just minus the stripping.
That’s something Dianne says she’s more than okay with.
“It’s going to be good to see where all the boys ended up,” explained Dianne today.
“Besides, I’m not sure geriatric strippers are that easy on the eye,” she laughed.
“I’m here for a quirky comedy that examines family, life and love rather than flabby old man ass.”
“So, if you don’t mind, I’d like to get to it,” she laughed, firing up her streaming service and asking our reporter to leave.
