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With winter on the way, anyone who has never had to learn to jumpstart a car is flashing their cash and getting ready for some European summer!
Unfortunately for them, and everyone else, Europe is full of rich cunts such as rich cunt Bella Rishingden will tell you from a video call in ‘Pari’.
Coming from a wealthy family that has nothing to do with the seldom discussed trans-atlantic fleet of ships her ancestors owned, Rishingden uses the word ‘summer’ as a verb and has ‘summered’ in Paris many times, falling in love with the streets, streams and cuisines but never with the other people doing the same.
“All I want to do is take a picture but there are always people in the background taking a picture,” stated Rishingden via a Zoom call that was unusually crisp because her dad ‘knows someone at the internet’.
“Tourists don’t seem to realise how they are getting in the way of people who just want to have a holiday away from the crowds!”
Although Rishingden’s family is wealthy enough for her to go to an island our reporting team will never be rich enough to know about, she states that Paris is ‘her city’ or at least tied for it with New York.
“Lots of tourists there too. As someone who was a New Yorker for three months I couldn’t stand it!”
“It does too count as living there, how else do you think I got this accent?”
MORE TO COME.
