CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
CHAMPAGNE TAKE-DOWN: After securing the popular vote for the first time in his eight-year political career, the American political system has this week finally conceded that it’s not wise to bet against Donald Trump.
The Former President will return to the White House, after a convincing victory in the 2024 US presidential election.
Trump’s campaign had very few policy details, and the president-elect is famously unpredictable, but the American people have decided that they would prefer him to the economic hell they’ve been living through over the last four years.
There is in fact, nothing that Donald Trump’s political opponents can do to stop Donald Trump.
As long as the Democrats continue to avoid the very real, street-level, issues that affect the average American’s quality of life, no amount of court cases, social media campaigns or celebrities will ever be enough to rid American politics of this man.
And as the world learnt in July this year, you can’t even bring him down with an AR15 round from 100 metres away.
However, there is still a few months left in the Biden presidency – and anything can happen.
As a 78-year-old man who detests exercise and lives on fast food, Donald Trump’s heart could stop at any moment. But it probably won’t, because he’s very rich and has access to the best healthcare in the world.
The only way that a 2nd Trump Presidency can be prevented is if Donald Trump himself decides to retire.
And as of a few moments ago in Mar-a-Lago, it seems that he might now be considering that.
This comes as the President-Elect stumbled across a Youtube video titled ‘Donald Trump Has To Go Go (Wham parody song)’ – which was posted in 2016 by an Australian FM radio station called NOVA.
“What?!” whimpered Trump.
“They’re laughing at me. They hate me…”
“They want me to just go away”
The song, which appropriates the lyrics to a famous George Michael pop song, has left the President rattled.
“People have been saying these things about me the whole time!?” Trump continues to sniffle.
“Look at this! it has 160,000 views. Don’t tell me they played this on the radio too!”
“Maybe I should just give them what they want and fade into obscurity!”
