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An incredibly good-looking actress that just about everyone in the world knows about doesn’t get enough credit for how hot she is, says a local insurance assessor named Drew.
The Betoota Heights bachelor, who hasn’t really been with a woman for the best part of two years, has today asked his mates at the pub why no one has mentioned the good looks of said Hollywood star earlier.
“Like, she’s actually not bad” says Drew (33), after a lengthy discussion about other hot chicks.
“Do any of you guys see that? Like, She’s pretty hot in some movies”
The fact that Drew has brought this up this observation 13 movies into this particular actress’s career is quite confusing for his five or so mates, who would all place her in their top three for hottest movie stars.
The entire pub goes silent for close to 90 seconds, before Drew’s mate Peter decides he can’t stay silent any longer.
“Are you fucked in the head?” asks Peter.
“What the fuck did you just say?”
The questions keep coming.
“Did you just say you only just noticed she was hot?”
Drew’s stunned face immediately implies he wasn’t bluffing. He actually has incredibly high standards.
His mates just stare at each other.
“What the fuck’s wrong with you?” Says another mate, Caleb.
“Drew I’m not sure if your joking”
Drew isn’t joking, and he’s now wishing he hadn’t said anything.
The conversation drifts into nothingness and a couple blokes stand up to go to the pokies. Drew knows his life is over when everyone is pissed enough to revisit this gaffe with a bit more venom.
