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In an occurrence as rare as Halley’s Comet, a female friendship group have all found themselves single on Valentine’s Day on a Friday of all days, which means they’re all going to get absolutely. Fucken. Pixellated.

With the final girl experiencing a breakup only two weeks ago, the Bottomless brunch girls have decided tonight is the night that they’ll be painting the town red and being absolute menaces, because there’s a high chance that sequence of events will not happen again in their lifetime.

Meeting at Lucy’s, the token ‘events person’ of the group, the girls have all agreed that there will be no being miserable about being alone on Valentine’s Day.

Because they’re not truly alone. It’s Galentine’s Day now.

“The rules for tonight is that nobody goes home before midnight and no talking about exes”, says Lucy Tamlin, 27, who will end up doing both, “tonight is a girl’s night.”

“AND WE’RE GETTING FUCKEN LIT!”

More to come.

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