EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman dating a Type A bloke has this week confirmed that it’s ‘stressful as fuck’, as she desperately tries to keep up the charade that she has her shit together.
The self confessed hoodie gremlin, Jen Talbot, 26, tells The Advocate that she was looking to date against her type as she hadn’t had much luck finding a partner, and figured maybe trying someone different would be the key to landing a beau.
But unfortunately for Jen, dating someone who’s quite literally the opposite of her in every single way, has been nothing but stressful.
“Look, I’m still a fully functioning human being who works full time and exercises often, but Tim is just a different beast”, says Jen, “gets up at 5am every morning, eats perfectly balanced meals, reads a few chapters of a book before bed every night.”
“Immediately washes the dishes the second he finishes dinner.”
“He’s got his shit together.”
Jen says she’s attempted to keep up with Tim, but that she’s quickly finding it hard to pretend she doesn’t love sleeping in or rotting in front of a TV.
“Eugh, he’s honestly just so wonderful but I don’t know how long I can keep this up”, Jen sighs, while picking at the frayed hem of her jumper, “I even agreed to go spelunking this weekend. Why did I do that!?”
More to come.
