EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Melbourne woman who’s noticed her hometown trending on social media has unfortunately discovered it’s not for a good reason, which really shouldn’t surprise her given it’s never in the news for a good reason.
Hayley Dalton, 28, who is originally from Toowoomba, Queensland, says that, despite it being a gorgeous place to live, there’s always something going on in the garden city.
And unfortunately, it’s always something fucked.
“Look, I know news is typically negative, but I always hold hope that’s trending for something normal, like a…bus strike”, says Hayley, “heck, even a hail storm!”
“Instead it’s because a bunch of kids have filled water guns with their own piss and are spraying everyone in the shopping centre, which is the same shopping centre that had to close down a sushi train because the owners were using ibis instead of chicken.”
“Or you know, the classic private school boy who got caught rooting his family dog.”
“It’s actually a really nice place, I swear.”
More to come.
