EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Patricia Saunders can’t believe he was there all along, hidden in plain sight.
A man that can rival Antoni Porowski for his sexy, ‘I’ve barely slept’ bedroom eyes, award winning actor, Oscar Isaac.
Having seen Ex Machina, Sucker Punch and Drive a few years ago, Patricia hadn’t become truly ‘aware’ of Oscar until she’d seen the Force Awakens, having joined the millions of other women who instantly fell in love with the scene stealer .
Now truly on the Isaac train, Patricia had devoured the entire mini series ‘Moon Knight’, which very obviously catered to female viewers as Isaac was seen running around with rolled up white sleeves half the time a.k.a veiny forearm porn.
But having run through most of his filmography, Patricia now finds herself scraping the bottom of the barrel for a tiny glimpse of her husband – even resorting to black comedy ‘Suburbicon’ which had an abysmal rotten tomato score of just 28%.
Patricia could have just looked up the scenes on YouTube like a normal person, but there is something oddly satisfying about delayed gratification. Hence why she’s waiting in anticipation for what will likely be a five minute cameo which she’s positive will be worth it.
It’s alleged she’ll try the Xmen Apocalypse movie afterwards, but will forgive herself if she can’t finish it, seeing as he’s covered in blue paint anyway.
More to come.
