EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has had to improvise today, using the one item her boyfriend holds nearest and dearest, as a hostage.
His fucking stupid vape.
It’s alleged Mauve Bertrand was desperate to hate watch the second season of ‘And Just Like That’ when she was unable to locate the remote anywhere – and Tim clearly had no intention of helping her, despite how much she urged him to get off his arse.
Growing more and more frustrated as she checked the cushions, underneath the couch, and oddly the fridge for some reason, Mauve had implored her boyfriend to help but was met with dismissal as he was too busy rapidly flicking through Tik Tok videos.
“Tiiiiiiiiim.”
“Can you help!? I can’t find it anywhere.”
“You used it last during Origin.”
Failing to rouse him from his activities, Mauve had no other choice but to go nuclear and hide his vape in an unusual hiding place, and bide her time.
It’s alleged that Tim was able to find the remote control within fifteen minutes of turning over the entire house, which was rewarded by Mauve coincidentally finding his digital death stick.
More to come.
