EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has today learned the hard way that men and women’s razors do differ and that it’s not simply a marketing ploy or a scam to get her to pay more money.
This realisation is said to occur when Zoe Henderson’s trusty Venus started showing telltale signs of rust, and she found herself reaching for her boyfriend Peter’s razor to tide her over until she bought another one – which in all honesty, she would likely put off as long as possible because she was lazy.
However, within minutes of using the razor (and Peter’s shaving cream) Zoe was shocked to discover her legs erupting into the angriest rash she’d seen since making the mistake of dry shaving, leaving her to discern that karma must be real.
But at least she didn’t use it on her bikini line.
Itchy and unsightly, Zoe had attempted to show Peter the absolute horror his razor had wreaked on her legs, only to be met with zero sympathy, raucous laughter and a slap to her pimply thigh.
More to come.
