EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman has concluded that she really does need a boyfriend, after struggling to both open sauce jars and identify random country flags.
Billie Hanneman, 28, who’s been single for almost a year, says she found herself yet again trying to figure out which Balkan country the red and black flag was – stating that, if she had a boyfriend, she wouldn’t have had to Google it.
“Sometimes I really need to know something about the Falklands war”, sighs Billie, “or which Lord of The Rings actor broke his toe kicking his helmet.”
“You know, the same one who also adopted the horse he rode in the movies?”
“If I had a boyfriend, I’d know those things.”
Billie says that flag knowledge and lack of flavoured pasta, are the two things she misses about being in a relationship.
“I guess cuddles too.”
More to come.
