EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local melanin deficient woman has this week continued her commitment to looking slightly dirty, after yet again piling a new layer of tan over her old, peeling one.
Courtney Odell [24] is said to have had a Bondi Sands addiction since she was eighteen, after a boy at a nightclub remarked that her legs looked ‘so pale’, he’d assumed she was wearing a pair of white stockings.
That core memory, paired with being best mates with a girl who would turn the perfect golden hue after spending just twenty minutes in the sun, sees Courtney now sourcing her self esteem straight from the bottle.
But because Courtney is incredibly lazy and can’t be fucked with the proper exfoliation process she often finds rocking both a patchy tan and overly orange palms.
However, despite pinballing between looking like she’s either cosplaying as Woolies tiger bread or rocking some kind of skin disorder, Courtney still reckons it’s preferable to being ghostly pale and admits she has no plans on curbing her addiction any time soon.
More to come.
