LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Inside the digital walls of a workplace in Betoota’s Old City District office administrator Anne Patterson (49) has shared a very important update with her colleagues; she watched a movie last night.
According to Patterson the film she watched was very good and her colleagues would really enjoy it, which is why she provided them all with a bastardised summary of the film’s plot as if she were a walking, breathing Wikipedia page.
Although she cannot remember the name of the movie and only referred to the main character as ‘Will Smith,’ Patterson said she loved watching it and really seems to love talking about it too.
“It’s Will Smith but there’s also young Will Smith too and the effects are great, especially when they’re in the same room at the same time,” stated Patterson for the third time to as many colleagues.
“The soundtrack! Great soundtrack, I’ll send you a link!”
“And the twist! I probably shouldn’t say, you are going to watch it right?”
“Well here’s what happens anyway…”
Witnesses in the workplace state Patterson has shared the plot of the 2019 film Gemini Man to as many as ten of her colleagues and at least one courier who was only asking for a signature.
Colleagues of Patterson state that there is zero chance of any of them actually watching the movie due to it having a 26% Rotten Tomatoes score and each of them now knowing how the plot unfolds beat by beat.
