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The National Party of Australia has today asked a big question of its political ally and longtime friend.
That question was, “Are you fucking done now?”
The Nats asked the question after one of the most calamitous weeks in Australian political history, whereby a bunch of individuals put their egos and personalities ahead of the interests of the nation.
After days of embarrassing infighting within their Liberal Coalition partner, the Nationals are rightly concerned about what the fuck is going on.
While many of them hold safe regional seats, and their personal incomes are likely guaranteed going into the next election, the possibility of governing looks slim.
We spoke to Micahel McCormack, the ambiguous looking leader of the Nationals about the line of questioning.
“We just want to know whether they are finished up with all this schoolyard bullshit? I mean fuck me, I’m not going to have to send my kids to the local public school or anything, but I don’t know, it’s going to quite boring just sitting in the opposition for the next few years,” McCormack said.
“So I, myself and the rest of the party would like to know that all the Libs have finished tossing up whose side they are, and running between each other offices like gossiping teenagers.”
