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Man With Lipstick Kiss Tattoo Surprisingly Not Getting Much
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In a recent drunken rant, Betoota local Richard Kelly (34) revealed that he hasn’t gotten laid in quite some time,...
Half-Hearted Plans To Hit The Gym After Work Used To Justify 3pm Kit Kat...
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After a health kick that has involved bi-weekly visits to the gym, HR Manager Lynne Porter (51) has decided to preemptively reward her...
Bloke With Sense Of Humour Got Nothing On His Old Man
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Rising star in the Betoota comedy scene, Ryan Bosovic (25,) was shocked by claims made by his father Nikola Bosovic (52) who earlier...
Local 27-Year Old Officially Old Enough To Know Better
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Reports are currently circulating that close friends of shop assistant Rachel Dale have given up on any chance of her...
Local Coward Orders Starter As Main
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Local Wimp Ben Carter (34) has a lot to answer to after ordering an entre sized pasta dish as his main meal during...
Whitefella Playing Didgeridoo Has A Few Stories About Travelling Through The NT
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Walk down Byron Bay’s Johnson Street and you might hear the mellow sounds of Ash Pucky’s didgeridoo. While his Ohm tattoo and budding...
Yummy Mummy Hospitalised After Witnessing Dog Being Walked Without Leash
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A Betoota Heights woman has been taken to hospital in a critical but stable condition after suffering a heart attack. It is believed...
Weekend Ruined By Adult Responsibilities
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Betoota recruiter Paul Miller (28) has had to abandon his plans for a relaxing weekend upon realising he can no longer neglect...
Trendy Inner-City Burger Joint Fined For Not Playing Enough Wu-Tang Clan
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The Keep Sydney Closed campaign has drawn massive support from the general public in the wake of a trendy inner-city burger bar...
Frightened Bushie Panics And Orders Fish And Chips At Chinese Restaurant
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Country boy Kelvin Lieschke (22) has shown his true colours. During a friendly dinner at a Chinese restaurant, Lieschke became overwhelmed by...
