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Police Called After Dad Serves Up Leftover Apricot Chicken For Dinner
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Two police squad teams answered an urgent call from a South Betoota home at 7:14 PM where it has been confirmed, dad,...
Man Starts Caring About Astronomical Sexual Assault Rate Once It Involves Immigrants
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In the wake of the viral #metoo hashtag, out of touch men worldwide have gained some minor understanding of the sexist...
Nan Shocks Nation With Coherent Answer On Family Feud
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After an abysmal third round that saw the Wright family strike three incorrect answers in a row, Nana Val shocked us...
Entire Party Forced To All Say Hello To Someone’s Overseas Mate On Skype
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Reports are circulating a recent session of birthday drinks was ruined when the birthday girl herself, Rebecca Stewart (19) suggested they video call...
New Farm Nonno Furious At Amount Of Cheap Pasta Sauce Lost In QLD Tomato...
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Outrage has swept across Australia at the recent news that 87% of tomatoes grown on a commercial Queensland farm were rejected due to...
Study Confirms Office Fridge Can Go Suck A Chode
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Employees at Betoota Eastside Reality have mixed feelings in response to the conclusion of a three-year study that has...
Greens Leader Richard Di Natale Offers Spilt Milk Festival To Test Pills Himself
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Due to a combination of pressure and lack of documentation, the Spilt Milk festival has had to shelve the Australian-first pill testing initiative...
Uni Student Still Too Broke To Buy Free Range Eggs
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Like many Uni students, Marek Nowakowski (18) of the University of Betoota likes to at least look like he has a moral compass....
Caution: Local Web Developer Is Mates With A Sniper So Don’t Test Him
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He’s a web developer known for his Pop Vinyl collection and long comments defending DC films but there is more to 26-year-old Chris...
Drop Everything: Local Dad Can’t Find His Keys
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The Moore family of 15B Muru Avenue, Betoota have been advised to end their after routine begin immediately assisting father Wayne Moore (43)...