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Coles & Woolies Employ Some Real Estate Agents To Improve Reputation During Cost Of...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an era that has proved that eye-gouging might be preferable to price gouging, Australia's two biggest supermarkets are having to dive to...
Couple Not Yet Ready For Parenthood Reveal To Friends They Are Trying For A...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA joyous overshare took place in our little patch of channel country paradise today, as a couple not ready for parenthood have announced...
First Vape Hit Of The Morning Gives Man The Kick Of Guava Flavoured Nail...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota man’s day has begun on a simultaneous high and low as his first hit of a vape gave him that guava...
Couple Who Doesn’t Fight Encouraged To Try It First
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEvery person in a relationship has been taken down a peg today as it has been revealed that a local couple does not...
Employer Frustrated To Learn ChatGTP Also Wants To Work Remotely
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota employer feels like he just can’t win after learning AI writing software ChatGTP would also prefer to work remotely.
For anyone who...
Coastal Pub Musician Driving Shitty Old Van Both Ironically And Practically
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA coastal pub musician is slaying two birds with one stone by driving around in a bomby old van that he enjoys both...
Woman With Base Level Dating Standards Realises She Might Be Asking A Bit Too...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota woman has had a much needed reality check today and concluded that her base level standards for dating are asking an...
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having to drink your morning coffee completely naked.
For those afflicted...
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he finally enjoys and appreciates things that are...
Teenagers Playing Classical Music On Train Somehow Scarier Than The Drill Rap Kids
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal commuters are praying that everything will be OK as a group of teenagers enter their third hour of loudly playing classical music...
