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Mum Finishes Dad’s Story For Him After 4th Tangent
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local mum has decided life is too short today after going right ahead and finishing her husband’s story for him after he...
Bloke At Self-Checkout Committing Type Of Crime That Got Ancestors Sent To Australia
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAccording to a meme your toxic uncle shared, tough times breed tough men such as shopper Andrew Huston who has turned to a...
Couple Straight Back Into It After First Baby Fails To Hit 100 Likes
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New parents Leah and James Finbar state they are immediately trying for a second child after the birth announcement of...
Tradie Wears Training Shorts To Make It Clear This Is Backup Career
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Third year carpentry apprentice Talumn Chadley (19) has made it clear he is showing up to his backup career by wearing training shorts...
Severely Inland RSL Still Insisting With Fisherman’s Basket
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A severely inland RSL is doing its bit to bring the Australian Riviera to the outback by insisting on selling the same fisherman’s...
Report: Yankees Logo Would Get B- In Design Class
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn independent report from the Betoota based James Cook Academy of Design (no relation) has determined that if a student submitted the logo...
Modern Man Hasn’t Experienced ‘Fight-Or-Flight’ Since His Bank Card Declined In 2017
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Upon reflecting on what the last real thrill he had, Betoota local Liam Bram realised he hasn’t really experienced a flight-or-fight response since...
Report: Ciggies Don’t Count In Bali
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA literally breathtaking scientific report by British American Tobacco has once again confirmed that pumping your lungs full of tar is not as...
Ascot Mum Has Been Terribly Inconvenienced By Own Renovations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An Ascot mum cannot believe her luck today as she has once again been terribly inconvenienced by the renovations she demanded.
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King Charles’s 3-Hour Coronation Special Even Better The Second Time Around, Says Nan
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Days after the remaining people who cared watched a dole bludger be crowned King of the British Empire, Nan has confirmed that the...
