louis burke - search results
If you're not happy with the results, please do another search
Rental Applicants Urged To Come Prepared With References, Payslips, Blood Samples, Fingerprints, Pound Of...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBreezing through their 2023 bingo, local renter Charmaine Keepin (31) has been notified that she will have to move out of her apartment...
Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after catching himself casually nodding along to some...
Dad Now Has Seven Solid Months Of Conversation Topics With Deadshit Neighbours Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid months of conversation topics absolutely sorted.
Not a...
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of...
Report: Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs popular real estate terms such as ‘Master Bedroom’ and ‘Servant’s Quarters’ continue to be phased out, everyone can agree that ‘Man Cave’...
Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie and adult son spent the day flashing...
Wests Tigers Praised By Other Clubs For Starting Player’s Strike Ten Years Early
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With a potential player’s strike still on the cards, fans of other clubs have put their hands together to thank the Wests Tigers...
Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full...
Opinion: Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTI have a deal with The Betoota Advocate to write one article a month about my musings, insights and witticisms on the tangy...
Well There You Go: Grandpa Knows Who Whitney Houston Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn news that isn’t really news but this is 2023 who really gives a shit anymore, it has been revealed that local grandpa...
