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Report: Bing Literally Had To Destroy Society With Artificial Intelligence To Defeat Google
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In feel good news, the little brother has finally got one up on the elder and all it cost was the world we...
Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them
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Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises.
At the time of writing, 40% of Australian stores including...
Entire Catering Industry Made Up Of Enlightened Geniuses Escaping Cruelty Of Top Restaurants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn industry study has revealed that the entirety of the global catering industry is made up of enlightened geniuses who made the switch...
Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel the pinch of the ‘cost of living...
Mum Pauses World As Cyndi Lauper Comes On Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEarlier today a Betoota mum informed her husband, kids and the world that they’re going to have to hang on a second as...
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTOne old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’ Ben Roman (30) reckons he’d know what to...
Oh Fuck: ‘Fishing Trip’ Wasn’t Code For Anything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local idiot has found himself envying the worms on the end of his hook as it turns out that ‘Fishing Trip’ wasn’t...
Report: Saying ‘Barcelona’ Either Makes You Sound Like Uncultured Bogan Or Complete Wanker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA man talking about his trip to Europe is in a lose/lose situation as he prepares himself to say the name of the...
Conservatives Launch Own Brewery Titled Howard’s Neoliberal Brewhouse
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A new patriotic beer has released to market today providing an alternative to beers like Hawke’s Lager and Albo Ale that seem content...
Tradie Apparently Thinks That Rabbits Eat At Boujee Vegan Cafes
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A local tradie has proved why he didn’t become a vet today by inaccurately describing a colleague’s lunch as food for a rabbit.
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