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He’s The One: Man Proposes On Sunday Evening For Peak Social Media Engagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local man has proved he is actually a local God after popping the question to his long time partner on a Sunday...
Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a rose shortage, right before Valentines Day no...
Report: Summer At Stage Where Fun Stuff Is Over And Heat Just Ruins A...
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThere’s still half a month's worth of summer to go but now that everyone has settled down in the various routines that mark...
American Podcast Absolutely Butchering Australian Town Name
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian podcast listener tuning into a lighthearted recount of a violent crime has once again been disgusted by the American host’s inability...
Suburban Dad Has An Enemy Somehow
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAlthough it all seems good and well in the usually unnewsworthy suburb of Betoota Heights, local dad Kieran Weston (53) is harbouring a...
Self-Described ‘Foodie’ Hasn’t Even Had Blueberry-White Choc Scone From Bakers Delight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA middle class fraud has been sprung today as self-described foodie Timmeon Swimmer (38) was forced to admit he has never eaten a...
‘Cool Uncle’ Basically Any Bloke Who Does The Opposite Of What Parents Would Do
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA study by the Bureau of Childless Men (BCM) has confirmed that a sibling relationship to a parent is not necessarily needed for...
Neighbourhood’s Most Recent Divorce Tragically Civilised And Gossip Free
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As a gossip drought continues to plague Bond street in Betoota Heights, the rumour that local parents Mary and Jim Boyle might be...
Report: How The Hell Do You Do This?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLovers of obscure fruits are pumped for summer as the red and rather baffling pomegranate is back in season, ready to utterly confuse...
Deceptive Fish Photography Decent Sign Man Fibs About The Size Of Things
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a decision that might be harder to understand than the enigma code, single fella Brodie Dawson uploaded a photo of himself to...
