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Being Attracted To Military Blokes Linked To Having Your Heart Broken By Softcock Civilians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTCynthia Flugle (24) of Betoota Heights has a particular type of bloke that she’s into and it’s not the type of bloke who...
Report: Is Every Fucking Month A No Drinking Challenge These Days?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith the golden age of alcoholism merely more than a blur in the nation’s rearview mirror, a new disturbing trend may be taking...
Report: Every Gen X Politician Secretly Regretting At Least One Costume Right Now
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As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet continues to feel the heat for wearing a nazi costume at his 21st birthday, every other Gen X...
Young Libs Reminded To Only Wear Racist Costumes That HIDE Identity
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With NSW premier Dominic Perrottet under scrutiny for dressing as a Nazi at his 21st birthday, young people are once again reminded that...
Veteran Window Cleaner Just An Absolute Treat To Watch
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Pedestrians in the Betoota CBD today were gifted an absolute treat today as veteran window cleaner Tommy Podolinksi spent the morning really doing...
Oh Shit: Unruly Teenagers Have Crazy Idea To Eat Somewhere With Table Service
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The sight of young people enjoying a long day in a spirit breaking shopping precinct can only mean one thing; it is school...
Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One
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The gut-punch of current grocery prices is stinging a bit less for Betootan Pepita Mann (27) who recently got her own place after...
Doctors Unable To Revive Cold Chips
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A Betoota family is dealing with the rarest of losses today as they had to say goodbye to something known as ‘a handful...
Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For
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Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30) is battling with a hit of lactose...
Recently Dumped Bloke Finally Appreciates Cricket This Summer
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA silver lining has shone brightly today as newly single Darren Wood (29) is finally really giving cricket a go this summer.
Previously, Wood...
