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Bloke Who Gave Up Smoking Enjoys A Tobacco Edible
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In a world that feels like it’s gone to a movies-set-in-the-60s levels of nicotine addiction, a man who recently ditched the acoustic vapes...
Dad Feeling Mortal After Realising Jersey Design From His Golden Years Now A ‘Retro’
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A local old fella has discovered he is as described today after being told a jersey design from his golden years is a...
Parents Want Best For Children, Apart From Footy Team Obviously
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New parents Lauren and Toby are ready to give their little bundle of joy the best possible life they can, with exception to...
Big Unit Sprays Oil On Leather Couch Before Going Shirtless
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In an ironic twist of events, aerosol products may just be the answer to one of climate change’s most grievous of afflictions.
At...
Delusional Froot Loops Still Running The Healthy Angle
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In breakfast news, a local cereal is just as zany as their name implies.
Coming in at nearly 39% sugar, Froot Loops are continuing...
Dad Refusing To Attend Family Event With In-Laws Makes Good On Word And Drinks...
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Earlier today in Betoota Heights, a local dad put his money, and harmful chemicals, where his mouth is.
Content with living full time...
Two Slabs Now The Payment For Mate Helping You Move Out Of Place You...
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Inflation continues to cross boundaries once thought of as sacred as two slabs of beer is now the agreed upon payment for a...
100% Of 2024 Spent Hungover
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2024 is off to a shocking start for some who have at this point realised they have spent 100% of the new year...
Report: Suffering Plane Trip With Stiff Wide Brim Worth It For The Photos
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A local Betootan has already learnt so much about herself during her worldly travels.
Leaving from The Rose of Betoota International Airport &...
Town With Tobacconist Next To Kebab Joint Surely Has Good Pubs
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A Betoota couple on a road trip figured the town they stopped in must surely have some good pubs after seeing a tobacconist...
