WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As we go to print this evening, the nation’s Basketball courts are reportedly overrun by hordes of white boys seeking to play a bit of ball.
This comes after Luka Dončić drained a buzz beater three to beat the Los Angeles Clippers this morning Australian time, and tie up the series at two apiece for the Dallas Mavericks.
The young Slovenian hit the shot after heading into the match with a huge injury cloud over his badly sprained ankle and copping the sledge ‘bitch ass white boy’ from Clippers player Montrezl Harrell in the previous game.
Harrell apologised after the insult and seemed to bury the hatchet with Dončić before the game this morning.
With all of that in the background, and the incredible game-winner lobbed from well outside the three-point line, the nation’s white boys have shown out in force today.
It’s believed every single suburban and inner-city basketball court is being ‘graced’ by guys named Toby, Luke and Sam who are trying to cash a few this evening.
Despite the fact over 99.4% of them look like ‘Playoff’ Paul George, it’s been reported that calls of ‘Lukkkkkkaaaaaaaaa’ are ringing out from St Lucia to Lane Cove (also known as The Cove by the white boy’s ballers who live there).
“Cash money baby'” yelled one middle-class white boy this afternoon after hitting one from the corner after 8 missed shots in a row.
