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One of Betoota’s most prominent homosexuals, Jordie, has today declared that he’d gladly face a fundamentalist Christian afterlife if Israel Folau jumped the fence.
This comes after the happy clapping former-Wallabies player was sacked by rugby Australia after writing that gay people were “destined for hell unless they repent” on an Instagram post.
However, Jordie says that somehow this has done very little to hinder Folau’s standing as a homosexual icon.
“He’s still so hot” said the 29-year-old restauranteur.
“I mean, I’d almost dabble with hell if I could see all of those tatts”
These kinds of comments are reportedly making Folau feel uncomfortable, and reconfirming his views that gay people should spend their eternity in a firey, hellish purgatory.
However, Jordie stands by his claims that ‘Izzy’ is a well put together young man.
“I don’t think hell would be as hot as seeing him shirtless in those post match pool sessions for the Wallabies” said Jordie.
“That’s one thing I’m gonna miss about him”
This comes as the multimillionaire contact sport player Israel Folau launches a crowd funding campaign to raise a $3 million target to help cover his $150,000 to fight Rugby Australia over the termination of his contract.
After playing both NRL and AFL professional, Folau’s rugby union contract was discontinued in April over his controversial social media posts in which he posted that homosexuals, among others, would go to hell unless they repented.
Folau, a staunch Pentecostal Christian who converted from the Mormon church around about the time where most young men would have to sacrifice a year to go on missionary service, has today taken part in the age old Christian tradition of crowd-funding his own salary.
