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BEER? YUCK!: Reports are coming in of a number of senior Sydney swans players spotted recreating the iconic Jack ginnivian celebration from last nights kick ball final ahead of their final with cross town rivals tonight.
However, there’s a twist, as the players were reportedly cracking and sculling imaginary whiteclaws, fellrs and doozys, instead of beers like world renowned pisshead Gini.
When approached, one unnamed swans players reportedly said: “Beer? Yuck. The bubbles hurt my tongue!”
Another said, “seltzers are better for the skin folds, also it’s all you can get on tap at the beach road on Bondi ha ha”
AFL shock jock Kane Cornes weighed in on the manner, saying that any team who drinks seltzers simply can’t consider themselves a premiership contender.
Tune in tonight to see if the celebration comes to fruition. Reportedly there’s a TAB market on if it’s an imaginary mango or berry flavoured seltzer.
More to come.
