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In a stunning display of cross-class unity, an Eastern Suburbs Sydney man and a Westie man have miraculously put their differences aside to focus on a common goal: annihilating the Queensland rugby league team.
These two warring factions were also join by several other mutually hostile New South Wales archetypes: the bushies and the coasties
On this brisk Wednesday down South, Sydney’s trendy Eastern Suburbs, known for its cafes and overpriced homes, found itself somehow aligned with the rugged and working class the Western Suburbs.
The farmers and the linen-clad rich kids of the Northern Rivers have also found time to form a temporary bond, one that will last the next months or so.
These unlikely alliances was spearheaded by two figures of their respective territories: Hugo Morgan (33), a Bondi-based financial consultant with a love for craft beers and surfing, and Moey Saab (39), a Bankstown plumber famous for a well kept mullet and devotion to his Subaru WRX
The two men, who normally would never cross paths in the divided harbour city, met at neutral territory, the airport, to negotiate a treaty in time for the upcoming Origin series.
“Wallah cuz I don’t care if this Eastern suburbs boy does my head in, what’s more important is getting behind the boys so we can beat these bogans” Said Moey.
“Same with these hippies and these dumb arse hicks from bush. We are all in on this together. Up the fucken blues”
The Eastern Suburbs delegate echoes Moey’s sentiments.
“Yeww, so good hey! with the West and East united, maybe we might actually win this time!” Said an excited Hugo.
“And now we’ve got the Byron types and the Rednecks from the other side of the mountains on side. We might just have a shot here. This is what it’s all about. I think we finally get origin”
With injuries and a new manager, the Blues camp have welcomed the sign of unity in the states capital during a shaky start to the series.
