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A local apprentice, who is an idiot and can’t hold a fucking conversation because he’s one of those stupid bloody millennials with their fucking phones, is not very good company on a lunch break – it has been confirmed.
This follows a report that at any given time, 90% of Australian apprentice tradesmen are playing some sort of beepy fucking game on their iPhone, instead of engaging in low tier banter with their colleagues.
It appears Todd Spencer (18) is completely unaware that sitting in a circle of blokes with your smartphone on full bore while playing games with weird beeping sounds is not a very social thing to do.
However, a local sparky named Glenn (55) says he doesn’t mind the therapeutic sounds being omitted from his device.
“I find them quite comforting, especially while trying to have a conversation with someone sitting on the other side of him”
Foreman, Tony (45) was also quick to compliment Todd on the crackly audio that comes from his phone while looking at video memes from Brown Cardigan and similar online content platforms.
“I love it when he randomly bursts into laughter over something that no one else has seen”
“It’s just great! Especially when he’s hesitant about sharing it with any of us because it’s a video of some bloke gurning while on pingers”
Tony says that while he’s completely fine with Toddy’s technological ettiquette and lack of interpersonal skills, he should look at downloading some real games, like the virtual pokies app he plays in the tractor.
