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West Coast Eagles midfielder Andrew Gaff is officially on the run.
After king hitting a bloke young enough to be sitting his year 12 exams in the near future, Gaff has rightly been copping a fair bit of heat.
The Brownlow contender is in hot water for the punch that left young Andrew Brayshaw with 4 caved in teeth, a broken jaw and an operation on his face.
As a result of the senseless act Andrew Gaff has confirmed to The Betoota Advocate that he has put some peroxide in the salad and has grown out a goatee.
“Yeah, geez. I’m in bit of trouble here,” he told our reporters, over Wickr.
“Some people have been talking about attempted murder charges. So I’ve jumped on this train carriage heading east. I’ll see you guys around. Maybe in a decade or so… Might go check out the Territory”
Gaff’s sickening punch has gone as far as to warrant calls for criminal charges, as it’s now been confirmed that young Brayshaw won’t be playing for a long time and won’t be eating solids for at least a month.
“Yeah, I’m ducking right now because I know they are gonna throw the fucking book at me”
Gaff then mumbled something about train guards before hanging up.
