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STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
NEW YEAR=NEW ME: In a stunning display of New Year, New Me enthusiasm, local Apple Watch devotee and apparent fitness aficionado, Darren Fuller, has taken the term “walking meeting” to a whole new level.
Desperate to close his daily activity rings, Fuller insisted on an “on foot” meeting, dragging unsuspecting coworkers on a tour of the office car park.
Decked out in his flashy Hoka sneakers, Fuller opened proceedings with “Hold on… let me start my indoor walk on my watch before we dive into anything,” before beginning laps of the concrete maze.
Sources close to the situation report Fuller’s “lesssss gooooo” mentality has been accompanied by unsolicited fitness advice and a lingering scent of tuna, as he extols the virtues of standing desks and drops for impromptu planks in between zoom calls.
As Fuller boldly declares, “No Days Off,” his daily pump-ups fall on deaf ears as the rest of the office yearns for the clock to strike 5:30 pm.