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A bunch of tatted up Far North Queensland AJs have today made the executive call to continue their piss up shirtless, after one of them noted that she’s not cold.
The crew appears to be made up of five or so defence force employees, and a couple of local tradies who were identified as civilians by their long hair and spacer ear-rings.
While the beer garden of the Embattled Cowboy Hotel in Townsville technically looks over the water, it is by no means a surf club – which means this act of public indecency is one that is being carried out in a blatant and self-aware violation of house rules.
However, considering the only staff working at the moment is an obese kitchenhand and two apathetic Irish backpackers, it doesn’t feel like anyone is really going to lay down the law.
“We are just waiting till Serevi clocks on at six” says Pauly in the kitchen.
“We have bouncers for a reason. They are usually Cowboys juniors and much more capable of dealing with this situation than I am”
“Those blokes would punch holes through me, and I don’t really give enough of a fuck about the job to tell them to put their lids back on”
With the body art on full display and the testosterone roaring, the alpha of the group has decided to have a bit of a lie down near the plastic fern garden, leaving a volatile power vacuum in unconscious state.
Luckily, Serevi arrives just in time to start throwing cunts out as the remaining lads begin taking part in the #RunItStraightChallenge.
