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Local Gold Coast man Broadie Cavill (39) knows all the good shit to do in Bali, if you were ever thinking of going. He just got back.

With his right arm strapped in glad wrap and his triplet daughters rocking the corn rows, Broadie is trotting around his local tavern in the canal district of the Glitter City talking about how fucking good his fifth trip to Indonesia was.

“What you wanna do is go straight to Kuta” he says, while scratching his chest through his ‘tang singlet.

“There’s this joint there called Potato Heads. Fuck it’s good”

Broadie’s wife Anastaysha, who is covered head-to-toe in a bright coloured moomoo disagrees.

“Seminyak is pretty good too, wouldn’t you say love?” she overrides.

“Great shopping”

“Don’t bother with any of those other hippie islands. They are just full of locals. There’s a few great Aussie spots near Seminyak. It’s pretty much the new Kuta”

Broadie, a FIFO formworker out of Mt Isa, says you don’t wanna go any longer then a week before the locals get a bit too annoying.

“The resorts are alright. We pretty much only stayed in the resorts at night” he snorts, while sucking back a clovey.

“Make sure you stay in a resort because the street food is fucken crook”

“Get yourself a scooter. But watch out [laughs]. They’ll try and sting you for it if you come off”

 

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