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In some breaking news out of the milk crate capital of the country, Melbourne, a local man has perfected his outfit to a tee it can be confirmed.
The 29-year-old construction manager named Brayden Cox has done so by perfectly coordinating all the elements of his look.
With the brekky Canadian Club perfectly complimenting his white suit and lime green tie, Cox explained that he’s pretty happy with how it’s all come off.
“Nailed it aye,” he said while taking a sip from ‘this morning’s coffee.’
“Even down to the CC,” he laughed.
“Lime green and white baby!”
Primed for a big day at Flemington and a deep run in Fashions on the Field, Cox told The Advocate that he’s ready to ‘give it a proper nudge.’
“I’ve got a huge day ahead, and I’ve made the seasoned and insightful decision to move off the beers already, to try and prolong my longevity,” explained the ambitious bachelor.
“Don’t want the bloat,” said the excited man ploughing through his second bacon and egg roll of the morning.
Cox then told us that he’s got a big set of tips lined up from a mates uncle who knows a ‘pretty decent trainer who reckons he’s got some good information on a few races today.’
“This is my Christmas,” he said before storming back off to his mates.
