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Local outdoor recreation specialist, Luca Bouris (45) says he can’t believe some of the amateurs getting around Lake Betoota this afternoon.
“Ummm, okay. So you’re gonna set up an outdoor kitchen without any soft tile jigsaw floor mates?” he laughs at his brother-in-law, he only came on this trip so his kid’s could experience what it’s like to go on a boat.
While the rest of his extended mates and family battle to set up tents in their first camping trip for the decade, Luca can’t help but chuckle at these absolute city slickers.
To top it all off, his wife’s friend’s husband has forgotten to bring a hammer to knock the pegs in with.
“Hahaha!” he cackles, while his fat kids fight over the only iPad with a sim card.
“Ummmm.. No worries mate, I’ve got a spare couple mallets you can borrow. Just don’t kill yourself”
For those not familiar with Luca’s alpha status as a camper, the over-the-top air conditioning salesman can even come across as a bit of a fuckwit.
That’s because he got here about half an hour earlier than anyone else and had his makeshift ute awning patio set up before he even turned the car off.
With the other families now madly trying to get everything sorted before the kids go feral, Luca makes a point of opening the first beer and sitting back in his $1200 camping chair.
“Haha. Take your time you lot” he says.
