EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local marketing agency has today managed to net a large number of applicants, after a job advert was carefully crafted to make the workplace appear exciting instead of incredibly toxic.
Managing Director of Dumpster Fire Marketing, Tony Murch [47] had allegedly tasked one of his seven interns to write up the ad, as he’d had trouble managing quality control with the revolving door of fledgeling marketing students. The role advertised is said to cover multiple disciplines, including in-depth knowledge of Google advertising and search engine optimisation, and several years’ experience in marketing – making it evident that Tony is not only looking for a unicorn, but someone okay with being chronically overwhelmed and underpaid.
“Looking for a digital marketing rockstar with an in-depth knowledge of Google ads, social media marketing, videography, search engine optimisation and graphic design.”
“Bonus points if you know Java, Python, C++ and your way around a camera.”
“Reception experience is highly regarded.”
“May occasionally be required to work on weekends or after hours, so you need your own means of transport.”
“Exciting role in a fast-paced work environment, so I need someone who can hit the ground running and work with minimal supervision.”
“$45K pro-rata, part-time role (20 – 25 hours a week).”
More to come.
