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One of the largest countries in the world is this year celebrating the ushering in of a brave new era!
Thankfully, after years of tyranny, the Democratic Republic of Congo is now living in a world free from woke.
This comes as US President Donald Trump takes the reins of the free world, and declares and end to the dangerous ideology of ‘wokeism.’
The end of this ‘thing’ that doesn’t really actually materially impact anyone but serves as a fantastic tool to stir everyone up and distract them from the actual erosion of society driven by media billionaires and influential oligarchs – now means the US can back to it’s preferred war related past time.
Despite keeping the military industrial complex pumping with a couple of global conflicts over the last couple of years, the imperial superpower is now looking forward to dipping its toes properly back in the water.
“Yes, I’m very glad the United States has defeated wokeism, and can now refocus on destroying countries like ours in the name of material wealth,” said one local Congolese man, who lives in one of the most resources rich countries in the world but one of the 5 poorest.
His comments come as the Rwandan backed militia group M23 capture Congo’s second largest city of Goma, in the mineral rich north-eastern province of the country.
The Rwandan military is of course ‘friendly with the United States’ having been ruled for decades by the Rwandan Patriotic Front – and is now springing to action to help M23 take control of the critical mines that the current government is letting the Chinese pillage.
Sporting 70% of the world’s unrefined cobalt, as well as resources like tantalum and tin, all used in batteries and electronics (espeicalllllllly electric vehicle batteries), the people of Congo are now paying the price for choosing the wrong team.
“Yeah, we should have seen that all that pronouns stuff would lead to the owner of the largest electric vehicle company in the world getting the ear of the US president, and then the friendly Rwandan government supporting the M23 militia in a new invasion,” confirmed the Congolese man.
“I guess we’ll just add to the 6 million people who’ve died from conflict in the Congo since 1998,” he sighed.
“At least our president isn’t taking about social reforms and seizing the mines, so he won’t get assassinated by the US this time,” he finished, referencing the killing of Patrice Lumumba, which destroyed a post Belgian independent fledgling company for the next half a century.
