WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Employees at Betoota’s Culture Kings store have been called into the team meeting room this morning in the wake of some big news.
The ‘iconic streetwear brand’ popular amongst soundcloud enthusiast whiteboys and scaffolders across the country, has been abuzz today as word comes out that LeBron James has joined the Los Angeles Lakers NBA Franchise.
“Such a historic day dawg,” said one team leader at the local Culture Kings wearing a pair of camouflage cargo pants that are particularly baggy in the crotch section.
Lebron James, widely regarded as one of the best to ever play the game, has reportedly signed a 4 year, $153.3 million deal to go to Los Angeles in a move that is expected to shake the league up pretty significantly.
It has been revealed moments ago that the iconic Australian streetwear franchise has already sold out of bright purple LA Lakers snapback hats nationwide.
“Bro, LeBron’s the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time).”
“His move to LA is going to rock the NBA so hard. We need all our team members to brush up on their knowledge of the City Of Angels” the team leader said while toying with the outline of a star cut into his fade.
“So yeah, we’ve got all our staff in training this morning. Running them through Kobe, Shaq, Lonzo and other ball-related history and notable info. Anyway dude, gotta bounce, bit of hustling to do down on the floor. Peace.”
The signing of Lebron has come on the back of a big couple of weeks for the franchise, as it’s staff have struggled with the loss of rapper xxxtentacion who was shot a couple of weeks ago.
“Dude, we all took the loss pretty hard here. Too young man, way too young,” said another team member.
“So it’s just nice to have some more positive news to celebrate. And bro, it’s funny news too, cause Lavar’s gonna be hellllla pissed.”
