“Curse Of Drake” Confirmed After Canadian Rapper Is Spotted Wearing Parramatta Eels Hoodie

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A long held theory in the sports world has been confirmed today.

The theory, scientifically dubbed the ‘Drake Curse,’ is that whoever the Canadian Rapper publicly supports is cursed with failure in the sporting arena.

Similar to the Kardashian Curse in sporting terms, Drake has been held responsible for the failures of sporting teams like Kentucky Basketball, The Toronto Raptors, Alabama Crimson Tide and Conor McGregor.  

Following lengthy periods of speculation, the wildly believed theory was affirmed today when Drake was photographed wearing a Parramatta Eels hoodie in public.

“Yep, any doubt whatsoever has been erased now,” explained one sports historian called Gideon Gilbert.

“The theory was wildly believed after Drake was spotted in a Wallabies jersey during his tour out here.”

“And now that he has been spotted in the merchandise of an even shitter team than the Wallabies it has been confirmed.”

Gilbert explained that we should all spare a thought for the fans of the Western Sydney franchise.

“This incredibly lean run that Parramatta is on is only going to continue I’m afraid.”

“Now that Drake’s been spotted in a Parra Hoodie, the team’s got as good a chance of winning something as they do of the Hayne Plane taking off again.”

“If you are a Parramatta fan I would warn you to stay off social media for the next decade or so.”

“It’s not going to be pretty.”