CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
22-year-old Daily Mail Australia content writer, Mick White, has today been told to stop trying to write shit about the 400,000 plus casualties of war-torn Syria, and figure out which women from Channel Nine’s Married At First Sight has bolt-ons.
While showing up to work this week with an out-of-the-blue interest in the Syrian Civil War, which is currently being fought by religious factions within Aleppo and other major rebel strongholds, Mick was quickly dragged into line by a supervising editor.
“What do you know about the girls? What has Cheryl been up to?” roared his superior
“I know she switched her Instagram profile over from public to private last night” said Mr White.
His boss then went on to tell him that no one gives a shit about the Syrian opposition groups who formed the Free Syrian Army (FSA) and seized control of the area surrounding Aleppo and parts of southern Syria.
“It’s boring. Have we got any more videos of Bieber being made to feel uncomfortable by over the top fans”
“We are a respected news provider. Why the hell are you focusing on lame Middle East stuff. No one cares”
After having his dreams of being a respectable journalist dashed right in front of him, Mr White apologised, before drawing up a mind-map of which contestants from the reality TV show he thinks have fake breasts and what sizes they might be.
