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The DNC have announced that they are confident that plastering social media with a trend that’s really big amongst girls from the inner city is a winning strategy in what has been labeled the election to decide the character of the nation.

The trend, which was birthed out of the success of Charli XCX’s 6th studio album ‘Brat’, has taken on a life of its own as businesses and political campaigns have rushed to insert as much lime green, the colour of the album cover, into whatever they can.

Charli XCX described the Brat attitude as: “you’re that girl who is a bit messy and loves to party and maybe says dumb things sometimes. She’s honest, blunt and a little bit volatile”.

The DNC believes that portraying their presumptive nominee, Kamala Harris, as a Brat, is going to work wonders at picking up voters in key swing states in middle America.

“We truly believe democracy is at stake here, that’s why we aren’t going to make the mistake of 2016 and alienate key voting blocs in middle America.”

“The Brat meme will be a great way of getting middle aged men in Michigan to consider switching to Kamala” Said one Democratic party strategist.

Kenneth Leary (59), a lifelong resident of Muskegon Heights, Michigan, an area of the country that has been ravaged by deindustrialization and the subprime mortgage crisis, happens to be an important swing state voter in the upcoming election.

Kenneth has seen the light of the Democratic party now that it has stopped talking about the boring stuff and has fully embraced Brat Summer.

“Everyone down at the bar was voting for Trump, until we saw those tiktok edits of Kamala Harris to Brat.”

“It’s so refreshing to see a candidate acknowledge our interests, the meme totally makes sense and has convinced me that Kamala is worth our vote” Said the man.

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