EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A disgusting Suzuki Swift spotted in a Betoota Ponds car park most definitely belongs to a hot chick, who are the only kinds of people who can brand that level of filth as a quirk instead of a serious case of piggery.
Spotted parked near a small chain of clothing outlets, the car’s passenger seat and backseat are alleged to be covered in rubbish that has likely been left to build up for months – including food wrappers, items of clothing, deodorant cans, perfumes and actual bits of food.
Should this car belong to anyone else but a striking woman, it would be both deemed socially unacceptable and a health hazard, and likely result in the said driver never having anyone set foot in the vehicle – but for the good lookers, it’s just a simple case of ‘you can chuck it in the back.’
The Advocate can confirm that after roughly thirty minutes of waiting, a woman who could have easily modelled for Zoo magazine was seen digging around in the bottom of her messy bag for some keys and entering the vehicle.
More to come.
