Drought-Stricken Sharehouse Makes Commitment To Not Changing Bong Water

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT

Facing one of the toughest droughts on record, grassroots initiatives (whatever the fuck that means) have been popping up around the nation as communities inspire one another on how to conserve water so our thirsty cotton farms can get their refreshing fill.

Leading the charge in Betoota’s French Quarter are members of a sharehouse known as The Quack-Haus who have made a bold commitment to cut down on unnecessary water waste.

“We are committed to not changing our bong water,” stated sharehouse resident Taron Plum (23).

“This means we will be using the same water until it resembles Keira’s activated charcoal yogurt. Only then will we change it and I did it last time so it’s not my turn.”

Plum continued to share the Quack-Haus water-saving initiatives including underwatering their succulents and never refilling the ice cube tray. 

While many are applauding The Quack-Haus for their amazing water-saving initiative, shock-jocks have asked the sharehouse to beware of needless anxiety regarding climate change and paranoia caused by having a couple of hot ones.