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As the Ever Given continues to block the Suez Canal, the Egyptian Government has today announced a drastic new plan to solve the crisis.
By bringing in the big guns, and flying over a local father of 4 from Queensland, Australia.
This comes as the mammoth 400 metre container ship continues to block one of the busiest waterways in the world, which accounts for approximately 30% of container ship traffic globally each day.
The ship became lodged in the middle of the canal a few days ago, and now a fed up Egyptian Government has decided to bring an outer Brisbane metro dad in to get things moving.
“As you have probably seen by all the memes, our excavation efforts have not had a lot of success, so we are now desperate,” said the head of the Suez Canal Authority.
“And, we have been informed that this Rod fella has some serious prowess at the wheel.”
“Government intelligence was tipped of to visit the Amity Point boat ramp on North Straddie and get the best and brightest to potentially come and solve this thing.”
“So, after watching Rod manoeuvre his boat at Amity with infallible confidence, we decided he was our guy.”
“He is currently on the plane over here as we speak.”
It’s not known what the exact plan of attack is yet, by it’s believed Rod will begin by aggressively telling the current captain to Woo up a sec, before confidently taking control of the situation and sorting things out.
More to come.
