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The health and wellbeing of American pop superstar Britney Spears is now the number one concern for every bloke aged between 25-35 in the world.
This comes after new revelations reveal that the 38-year-old mother of two is stuck in a legal arrangement that controls most of her life.
The official term is living with a ‘conservatorship’ – and it is acquired through a court ruling which states that the person who it’s made for cannot make decisions for themselves.
The legal arrangement is typically used to protect the elderly, infirm or mentally disabled, or when someone a person is in a coma – and gives another person the legal right to control Spears’ assets and make financial decisions for her.
Since losing her freedoms to this arrangement around the time she shaved her head and lost custody of her kids, Britney Spears has been in the guardianship of her father, a man who believes the best thing for her mental health issues is to go on international stadium tours every year.
These revelations have emerged throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, as Britney’s social media activity began to veer from cute and goofy to deranged and concerning – as fans begin to question whether or not she is in captivity.
In response to this the #FreeBritney movement surfaced on Instagram and Twitter by fans and celebrities to shed light on the singer’s complex legal arrangement.
The movement has grown exponentially over the last week and has seen every late Gen-X and early Gen-Y bloke in the world is preparing themselves to storm the heavily guarded LA fortress she is currently being held in.
Los Angeles police have told residents of the affluent Thousand Oaks estate to keep a look out for paramilitaries of blokes whose teenage years were defined by the “Baby One More Time” video clip and now owe it to their first true love to rescue her from captivity.
MORE TO COME.
